I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a flock of geese came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It get more info has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe that just happened. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?